Shitty is in the eye of the beholder

And now, we come to the "I have a bitch to share" portion of our program...

I see a post somewhere with the poster bragging about getting their artwork on another (yeah, I said "another") book cover. So, I take a look at the artwork, and my only thought is: "Seriously...someone actually paid you for this shit?"

I know they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and when it comes to art, what appeals to one person doesn't always appeal to someone else. But in all honesty, a pile of dogshit is a pile of dogshit...no matter where your artistic tastes may run. So, my question is simply:

How do I get in on this?

I know my artwork isn't Boris-level quality, but I can tell that it's a hell of a lot better than some of the snot out there that people are getting paid for. I see sub-standard artists getting paid all the time (seriously, go look at some of the stuff on Deviantart that people are paying for), and I can't even get so much as a whiff of a commission.

I'd like a piece of that shitty artwork commission pie.

Galleries updated

New images just added to my Eroticillusions and Cybrotica galleries.

Galleries updated

Both my Erotic Illusions and Cybrotica galleries were just updated with new stuff. Remember, access to one gets you access to both. If you're just browsing the EI gallery, you're missing half of my work. Be sure to check out my Cybrotica gallery as well.

DST sucks...oh yeah, more samples

Some more samples:




On a personal note - I fucking hate this time change shit. That bit about "well, you'll get the hour back in the fall"...bullshit. You don't ever get that fucking hour back. You may think you're getting back when you set your clock back an hour, but your body never gets it back. Fucking daylight savings time.

Galleries updated

I just added new images to both my Erotic Illusions and Cybrotica galleries.

Galleries updated

New images just added to both my Erotic Illusions and Cybrotica galleries:


And here's a cropped sample image from my Cybrotica gallery:

More samples

Some more samples for a new month: